Over 102964

Female Demotivational Poster


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..

Safety First -


TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


TAGS: human superiority female splendor tits
Rating: 3.53/5

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Cubbybear - December 24, 2009, 9:58 pm
Now thems some HAPPY cows!


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....



TAGS: female dj
Rating: 1.96/5

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pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
If you gave her a 12" I bet she wouldn't know what to do with it ... (double entendre intended)
barockeva - November 26, 2008, 1:18 am
The DJ. For people that dont know where the "play" button is on their music player.
Da5id - October 30, 2008, 8:01 am
I love DJ's that mainly use laptops... they're more hardcore.
Eric - October 6, 2008, 3:51 pm
Better? No way, Plus she used to work at my club & everyone had a turn on that. Her name is Abby & She lives in R.I.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:14 pm
There's no proof this person is doing any better... and my ex (male) is hotter... which is ironic, because I'm more attracted to girls. fail




TAGS: occams razor women men female male vagina penis
Rating: 3.19/5

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Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

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concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm


TAGS: female cleavage girl beauty jessica blow job fantasies
Rating: 3.45/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey faptard - try a space or two here and there. You've screwed up the entire page dumbass.
Cynic - October 20, 2009, 12:04 pm
I can only really imagine one.
Fap - September 6, 2009, 8:50 am
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TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende sexy girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)



TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."

A PRETTY FACE - It will either make your day or drive you crazy... ...sometimes CRAZY is good

FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.

TAGS: femtrooper stormtrooper star wars starwars female girl women woman
Rating: 2.93/5

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Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:34 am
Kristen, AKA Sith Vixen. The REAL reason guys flock to the 501st!


TAGS: girl bitch chick female glasses
Rating: 2.47/5

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LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.


TAGS: life time female behaviour vanity joke season snow sexy leg beauty easter friend
Rating: 3.51/5

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Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:40 am
Thats what I call dedication to your job, ladies!
Preacher Man - October 15, 2009, 11:57 pm
Aww, those poor darlings, they must be so cold. Wonder how we can help warm them up?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hmmm, I'll take the one in the bikini!!!


FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them out

TAGS: femtrooper stormtrooper star wars starwars female girl women woman redhead
Rating: 2.87/5

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Culos - February 10, 2009, 4:37 pm
Old Chinese proverb says: "When Nose is tickling Balls, Tongue is hiding between the Cheeks
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
I know, it can have a job tickling my nuts!
WTF - February 10, 2009, 4:06 pm
Her Nose - It needs a job!
Zed - October 27, 2008, 7:56 pm
Hey, that's "Sith Vixen"! There's another great shot of her in that outfit, standing next to Bob "Vaderpainter" Bean in his custom Darth Vader armor. David Prowse knows Bob, and was impressed, both by Kristen, and by Bob's armor.

FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball

FEMALE COSPLAYERS - Ok, you got her to lay down... now, if you could only get up close and personal

TAGS: link female cosplayers zelda
Rating: 2.81/5

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random - June 26, 2009, 7:54 am
lol game references
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:23 pm
She looks like Ellen, but a ton younger.
blue tunic - October 11, 2008, 8:59 pm
well, it looks like she can go down without coming up for air

"SULLY" COPYCAT - that or a female airline pilot...

case -

TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


TAGS: catalog girl human female cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:13 pm

Offer not valid in TX, OK and where voild by law.



TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by giulio

Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.

TOOLS - The female way

TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.

STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"

TAGS: stormtroopers star wars female girls
Rating: 2.72/5

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Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm
Please... at least neither has a gut.
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:06 am
they aint that hard on the eyes...
pro - January 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Especially if they keep their helmets on.
MustyK - January 2, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm sure that when they get naked, they'll look prettier.


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex sex bitch priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


TAGS: male female argument odds humor
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:40 am
Haha! That's a good on-- heehee, haha HAHA! hoo, ha!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:54 am
tr5e, though probably a bit on the optimist side during the engagement :) goes below zero after death

BILINGUAL - '' I speak two languages, Body and English. '' (Mae West)

TAGS: life time diva mae west body female blonde
Rating: 3.46/5

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malvar62 - September 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
Where can i purchase this poster?


TAGS: life time female nature relationship unsatisfied
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 9:03 pm
Must.... not.... nazi.... this....

DEADLY FEMALES - Pleasing you is feigned. Their true intentions are hidden beneath a veil of sincerity. Your lust is your submission to control.


FEMALE PILOTS - ought to know better since a runway won't fit in the kitchen...

WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.

TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

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D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them

COUNTESS ELIZABETH BáTHORY - The real LADY KILLER. She was up to 600 I believe.

Male or Female -

TAGS: common objects female male photocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm assuming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly sexual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L

Female Ninjas -

Fooled You This Time -

TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

Damn, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)



PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter

TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
damn giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...


TAGS: elves santa female
Rating: 3.47/5

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sickartist - January 23, 2010, 10:34 am
no Bob. It was humor.
Bob D. Sailor - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
*sigh* That's not Santas' Elves... That's World of Warcraft (Warcrack) cosplay.

THE LOOK OF SHEER TERROR - A woman's face the second she realizes she is about to fart in public and can't deny it's hers.

BOWLING - I hope she's prepared to receive a Finger Spin?

TAGS: female cricket
Rating: 2.8/5

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manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 10:53 am
i might just deliver my balls for her to tickle down to fine leg.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
Oi Oi Oi!
Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or a googly :}) Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
K Wells - October 9, 2009, 12:03 pm
There you go and make yourself look all stupid. I'm English and I play Cricket. This might help dimshit. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=finger+spin And cricket has only one 'T'. Oh the irony.
SHERIFF - October 9, 2009, 11:38 am
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hey dumbass...try crickett...not bowling. EPICFAIL

SCHOOL GIRLS - If One Of Them Gets You In Trouble Two Are Indeed Lethal

TAGS: life time day twin halloween costume female sexy
Rating: 2.68/5

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lolman - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
haha if they are schoolgirls then i have a 20 inch cock.
JimmyBoy - June 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
Forget the smile, they'd never be able to get my coffin shut.
Critter - April 25, 2009, 9:11 am
They may be lethal, but the mortician would never get the smile off my face!!!


TAGS: women men female
Rating: 2.5/5

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pavel - August 30, 2008, 2:05 am
This is sooo true, such a good (and a serious, in a good way) poster


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm




QUEEN OF THE CONVENTION - And her husband wonders where she got all that folding money! (Sorry, I thought you should know)


TAGS: female cockroaches motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.1/5

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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
I'm married. I value my life too much.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 7:58 pm
I can,t believe it,s not rated 50 5,s!
Arrogant Knight - November 7, 2009, 7:50 pm
Terrible. How is this rated so high?
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
Good art as per usual, but yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
Derek - November 7, 2009, 6:37 pm
Good art as per usual, but no, no, no, no, no, no and no

NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying

OR SCREW OFF! - It's either black or white. There is no grey area when a female knows what she wants.




TAGS: wedding life female women bride time
Rating: 3.14/5

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LC - August 25, 2009, 12:53 am
Funny - I thought Socrates preferred men. In any case great poster!
Derek - August 4, 2009, 2:44 am
This tells you what Socrates's wife was like ;-)



TAGS: female girl profile back actractive outside core
Rating: 3/5

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Cubbybear - January 31, 2009, 6:52 pm
You are mistaken...It should read: If you show your titties, people will forgive...
agdaniele - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Very unattractive.... I can't believe it's not butterface!




TAGS: the female tongue sports cats cat celebrity politcs
Rating: 2.88/5

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BriaHere - June 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
Boys can do this too though right?
asdf - October 27, 2008, 6:24 am
i can do that
coolbananas - October 20, 2008, 10:05 am
she has very nice teeth
Nero - August 29, 2008, 11:46 am
Seriously, is this the same guy posting all the other "female tongue" motifakes? Enough already...
aPauling - August 20, 2008, 4:50 pm
THE FEMALE TONGUE: Too much has been said already.


HILLBAMA - go,go president!

TAGS: obama is female zomg
Rating: 2.06/5
agdaniele - May 21, 2009, 12:02 am
Tim Meadows starring in the off-broadway musical "Joe Dirt"
ME - May 20, 2009, 11:10 am
Looks like Don Johnson
_ - October 5, 2008, 2:08 am
Yet another bad idea from a Republican (because not even a Democrat could be THIS retarded)

Male or Female -

Tic Toc -

TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!

Common Objects -

Male or Female -

artistic photography -


From Me To You Kid -

Battle Of The Sexes -

RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?

TAGS: opportunity equality sexes females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P

HOT FEMALE ASSASINS - Make the job seem a lot more sexier and cooler than it really is.

TAGS: hot female assasins sexier cooler
Rating: 4/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:14 pm
@rudeboy308, Totally agree. Even if I had to read the movie...
rudeboy308 - July 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
The original French version is cooler, darker, and sexier than the American remake with Bridget Fonda.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 8:25 am

great movie


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 2.97/5
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:20 pm
"All-Female Party" is one of my favorite DVD's. I keep it next to "Where the Boys Aren't" and "Lesbian Spank Inferno."

XX -

FEMALE EDUCATION - Not really making much headway

STAR WARS XXXVIIII - Jango Fett gets Married

TAGS: marriage kellydewinter female stormtrooper
Rating: 2.73/5

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Arkot - April 1, 2011, 3:43 am
sorry but i have to point out that it should be XXXIX not XXXVIIII

UP CLOSE - but alas, still not personal

WHO'S SOLDIER IS THIS? - It's only 0600 hrs "ICE CREAM?" Have yer first line supervisor report 2 me with 2 canteens of water

TAGS: soldier army desert pt female
Rating: 2.41/5

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unowho - June 9, 2009, 1:56 pm
looks like camp bhuering dfac kuwait.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:41 pm
If you had an ice cream bar in the mideast, you'd be armed too.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:37 pm
At least she has her weapon with her. That should count for something.


TAGS: female housewife wife women life cartoon flinstones
Rating: 2.39/5

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Twangle - May 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
betty rubble, hot she is


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 1.95/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:21 pm
That one on the far left is a dude, for all intents and purposes anyway.


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 1.63/5
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
... because they dare to show their legs, Dess?
Dess - October 19, 2008, 10:13 pm
Switzerland and Puerto Rico appear to be sluts.
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:22 pm
You suck, but at least you're not obsessing about the female tongue.


Fear -

Understanding Women -

TAGS: women female psyche manual book
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 6, 2016, 7:03 am
UP yours, how true
ipaprime - October 6, 2016, 12:27 am
Volume 1 of 5.

...BAREBACK - Bless her soul!

Stormy Weather -

TAGS: storm brewing female flamingo ankles
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:46 am
----if you mention her butt? Cat 5!!!! 5LOL lions!

Big whoop -

TAGS: deer female rack
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 20, 2016, 9:56 am
Funny, UP yours

Pandora's Box -

The Conquered -

TAGS: vanquished female body conquered fortress
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 9, 2014, 5:14 am


Female Time Management -